I’ve been kind of obsessed with these things. My roommate actually moved out before he could give me this warning, so I had this conversation in my head instead. Heh heh.
I woke my Scottish boyfriend up to show him this comic and he mumbled, “Baby, don’t eat nothing but Scotch eggs. You have to eat other things, too. Like beef olives. That’ll keep you alive for three weeks.”
I don’t think that Scottish Independence is a good idea.
Achrioptera fallax (x)
Asparagus with nectarine wings.
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
It’s clearly a lady skeleton. That’s where her boobs would have been.
Because, you know, we couldn’t find any articles on “How Avengers is working around Robert Downey’s old-man jowls” or “How Avengers is working around Mark Ruffalo’s male pattern balding.”
, on an Entertainment Weekly article about Scarlett Johansson’s pregnancy
Hard femme hair
Hard femme. Yes.
(I’m also a fan of Butch!Glam. The difference is there’s more glitter involved, IMO.)
I appreciate girls with this haircut. I appreciate boys with this haircut. I appreciate all those other people with this haircut.
More stuffff for the Jiji film! <333
Daaaaang, this makes me wanna learn some animation so bad.
If anybody ever makes you feel bad about fan fiction remind them that Wicked is basically a Wizard of Oz college AU and it’s a best selling novel and one of the most popular musicals on Broadway
Reading Wicked made me feel bad about fan fiction.
people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
Oh man I can’t even watch someone biting a popsicle without cringing.
My daily workout is pretty tiny, so I can’t comment on most of these, but I can tell you that 2 minutes of pushups is a fucking lot of pushups. Like, I would love to be a person who can do a hundred pushups in a set, but that’s a lot to expect of a beginner.